Anonymous sent: i cant wait for you to leave this fandom so erifefsol XD!! dies a horrible death

saccharinesylph:

Too bad, Anon. I’m already here. I hope the next fandom you’re in, you realize how childish it is to wish people out of something they enjoy, only because you don’t like it.

d-dinosaur:

YOU GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT SAMEFACE IS

YOU WANNA SEE WHAT REAL FUCKING “EW THEYRE ALL PRETTY” SAMEFACE IS

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merry freakin christmas

(Source: oggingee)

doulaness:

Just stumbled upon this tweet from February: Neil calling out Mental Floss for lightening his skin.

(Source: abernathyed)

zooophagous:

Owning a snake makes a pet owner confront death in ways many other animal keepers do not have to worry about. Even for creatures that feed on crickets or blood worms, the object of your aggression is a bug, something we’re used to killing, and usually requires no large emotional strain on the human to offer up to the hungry pet.

Snakes are different. They don’t have pre-packaged kibble. They eat their meals whole. Their meals are usually cute, clean, fuzzy mammals that we’re used to seeing as pets in shops. If you’re lucky, your snake isn’t picky and will allow you to feed him mice or rats that are already dead and spare you the need to either offer them live, stun, or euthanize them yourself.

Either way you’re stuck feeding a bright eyed, intelligent, warm fuzzy mammal to a slow moving, unemotional, cold reptile. For all of the rat’s quickness and intelligence, it is undone by an unsocial, somewhat unclever animal that spends much of its day curled asleep in the warmest spot it can find.

This is nature at its most bare bones. No matter how clever or cute or bright or healthy the rat, its end will be the same when it meats the larger predator. There’s always something bigger than you out there, and when it finds you, it probably won’t even have the capacity for mercy.

If it isn’t something you can deal with, a snake is not the right companion for you.

sonlco:

algernonblackwood:

rubbertplant:

why is that crab on a tree

it’s a coconut crab and they love to climb trees

throw a pokeball at that shit

sonlco:

algernonblackwood:

rubbertplant:

why is that crab on a tree

it’s a coconut crab and they love to climb trees

throw a pokeball at that shit

(Source: snail-sama)

(Source: creepyfaerie)

ruinedchildhood:

there are two legendary pokemon in front of you and you fishing for magikarps

ruinedchildhood:

there are two legendary pokemon in front of you and you fishing for magikarps

papasatan:

therealbarbielifts:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

I can almost assure you that men established their own stigma against themselves so don’t bring that shit here

(Source: equalistgotmissed)

nautical-constructs:

killa-kelly:

emilet:

1los:

Bees are nature’s 3D printer

Fucking bees are the best.

Fuck yes they are.

what the actual fuck bees. why are you engineering geniuses

(Source: 1los)

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

(Source: e-n-o-n)

Mermaidfef

Mermaidfef

Merfef with Glubmum! 

Merfef with Glubmum! 

fefairi:

gamzee makara must be stopped